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Whats the awnser ?
You enter a room filled with 3 things : a Candle an oil lamp and a gas burner you only have one match
What would you light first ?
Awnser :
The match
Some funny jokes the make your mood shine ✨
3. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
4. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
5. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
6. How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
7. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
8. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
9. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
11. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
12. RIP, boiling water.
You will be mist.
13. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
14. I ordered a chicken and an egg online.
I’ll let you know what comes first.
15. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball!
16. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Hi everyone 😁
So i justed wanted to thank for 2 followers and
And i have a new intro so thank you for the views
And nice comments so thank you
Greats from carlotaplota❤️
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